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Kooshmeister
The most improbable sequel ever. Nevermind that Durant wasn't even the main villain in the first movie, his titular return is difficult to swallow given how he died. But I guess "Darkman II: The Return of Strack" doesn't sound as cool.
EDIT: Forgot to add the year of the film.
Durant's Lincoln Towncar stretched limo. With vanity license plate. 4 stars.
Lincoln Towncar. 3 stars, I guess; despite being the primary mode of transport by Durant's men (since he himself never drives or rides in it).
Taxi that Lori attempts to escape from Durant's men in. 3 stars.
4-door car of some sort, possibly a Chevy, involved in the chase at the beginning. 2 stars.
2-door car, most likely a Buick. Also involved in the opening chase. 2 stars.
The female reporter's car. Although she is an important character, the car is only seen in one scene that I can remember, the scene where it blows up thanks to a pesky bomb. 2 stars.
The car on the right. Used by one of the henchmen to crash through a wall. 2 stars.
White car seen during the foot chase. The driver almost hits Durant who retaliates by shooting holes in his windshield. 2 stars.
BMW seen during the foot chase. Just a random car. 1 star.
Another white car from the foot chase. Crashes into a hot dog stand swerving to avoid the chase's participants. 1 star.
*Sigh* Another random car from that chase, although this one merits special mention because it smacks into one of the henchmen. 1 star (or maybe 2, if you think hitting a minor bad guy makes it special).
Black stretched limo. 1 star.
And, finally....the golf cart. Durant plays rooftop golf, and for some reason has a cart up there. When he gets pissed at one of his henchmen he sticks the poor sucker into the cart and over the side he goes. 2 stars.
EDIT: Forgot to add the year of the film.
Durant's Lincoln Towncar stretched limo. With vanity license plate. 4 stars.
Lincoln Towncar. 3 stars, I guess; despite being the primary mode of transport by Durant's men (since he himself never drives or rides in it).
Taxi that Lori attempts to escape from Durant's men in. 3 stars.
4-door car of some sort, possibly a Chevy, involved in the chase at the beginning. 2 stars.
2-door car, most likely a Buick. Also involved in the opening chase. 2 stars.
The female reporter's car. Although she is an important character, the car is only seen in one scene that I can remember, the scene where it blows up thanks to a pesky bomb. 2 stars.
The car on the right. Used by one of the henchmen to crash through a wall. 2 stars.
White car seen during the foot chase. The driver almost hits Durant who retaliates by shooting holes in his windshield. 2 stars.
BMW seen during the foot chase. Just a random car. 1 star.
Another white car from the foot chase. Crashes into a hot dog stand swerving to avoid the chase's participants. 1 star.
*Sigh* Another random car from that chase, although this one merits special mention because it smacks into one of the henchmen. 1 star (or maybe 2, if you think hitting a minor bad guy makes it special).
Black stretched limo. 1 star.
And, finally....the golf cart. Durant plays rooftop golf, and for some reason has a cart up there. When he gets pissed at one of his henchmen he sticks the poor sucker into the cart and over the side he goes. 2 stars.