Is the crime the German font for the license plate? Poor fellow. He's got the Bundeswappen and everything.

G134 SCK, a Volkswagen Motor Home/caravan
Date of Liability 01 12 2013
Date of First Registration 01 02 2007
Year of Manufacture 1990
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1589cc
Fuel Type HEAVY OIL
Export Marker N
Vehicle Status Licence Not Due
Vehicle Colour WHITE