Regardless of wheather you like the vehicles in the ads or not, you have to admit that they are incredibly funny

Make sure to read the fine print too, as some of the funniest bits are hidden in there.

good ones
I especially like the Mercury one.

That's my favorite along with the Chevy Van one

good quotes: "...Do not abduct children, as it is largely frowned upon."

Taurus: "...with over 150 HP and a sophisticated 3-speed automatic transmission.."

Yeah 150HP is pretty weak for a 3 litre V6. Also that Mercury advert could double up as a Cadillac DTS advert.

Here's a Nissan advert that used to be shown on British TV, given a new voiceover by Adam Buxton of Adam & Joe fame (they used to have a show years ago where they'd do re-enactions of films with soft toys and Star Wars figures): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyb4Wq8UYyA It sums up my feelings about cars like these!

Why the hell does he say "Nissan" like that?

It's "Nee-sahn" not "Nih-sin"

I have 200hp and 4 speeds thank you very much.

Yes it was simply a joke, don't be mad

I see you have the same avatar as was used in the ad

Yeah well you Americans say "Jag-wah" and mispronounce (and misspell) loads of other words

Who the hell says Jag-wah?? It's Jag-wire or if you want to Jag-u-wire.

Another Nissan commercial that´s worth to see.

Who says Jag-wire? The correct mispronunciation is 'jag-war'.
Well, that's what I say when I say it wrong.

I Like The Mercury One Too!